Terminal version of Emacs with all the pseudo-IDE garbage turned off, so it works like a text editor from the previous century. My current .emacs file:
(setq-default initial-major-mode 'fundamental-mode)
(defun set-auto-mode (&optional foo) (interactive "p") (fundamental-mode))
(when (fboundp 'electric-indent-mode) (electric-indent-mode -1))
(setq-default indent-tabs-mode nil)
(setq indent-line-function 'insert-tab)
(setq default-tab-width 4)
(setq-default tab-width 4)
(setq tab-width 4)
(setq inhibit-startup-screen t)
(setq inhibit-splash-screen t)
(setq-default enable-local-variables nil)
(setq line-move-visual nil)
(setq transient-mark-mode nil)
(setq-default inhibit-eol-conversion t)
(setq sentence-end-double-space nil)
(setq isearch-lax-whitespace nil)
(setq search-whitespace-regexp nil)
(setq adaptive-fill-regexp nil)
(put 'narrow-to-region 'disabled nil)
(menu-bar-mode -1)